Candy frosting and techno gore
June 2013
I like how America is freaking out like “AHHH SAME SEX MARRIAGE AHH TAXED HEALTH CARE OMG AHHHHHH!!! THE WORLD WILL BURN!!” and literally right next to them is their most similar country doing perfect with both of those things like it’s a no-brainer.
what the hell is that beaver doing
quietly reveling in its stable economy.
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life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
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BECAUSE COUGH CPR CAN KILL YOU
THE BLOODS DO NOT HAVE AN INITIATION RITUAL THAT INVOLVES KILLING EVERYONE WHO FLASHES THEIR HEADLIGHTS
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ginger ale kitkats
green tea kitkats
potato kitkats
vegetable kitkats!!!
corn kitkats
soy sauce kitkats?!!?!
sweet potato kitkats
watermelon kitkats
are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats
Probably.
I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair
I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters
I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices
I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude
I just love girls (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
I don’t care what I ate before; cold pancakes with milk and dried blueberries is the breakfast of champions.
This week on tumblr:
Like half the fandoms got a thing
DO YOU HEAR THE HOMESTUCKS SING
SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY PENS
IT IS THE MUSIC OF A FANDOM
THAT HAS RISEN UP AGAIN
It’s as if everyone collectively ripped off their various fandom related t shirts and revealed Homestuck shirts underneath and let out a battle cry.
tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is
